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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

2 days ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 282,886 notes

iguanamouth:

aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”

1 week ago on September 12th, 2014 | J | 52,165 notes

face-down-asgard-up:

I want to climb Lee Pace like a mountain and make base camp at his eyebrows.

1 week ago on September 12th, 2014 | J | 56 notes

captainswagalicious:

androidelf:

iphone chargers can suck my ass

Apple has come a long way

1 week ago on September 12th, 2014 | J | 7,632 notes
She tasted like alcohol and memes.
- Six Word Story
1 week ago on September 12th, 2014 | J | 25,835 notes

Step 327: Sometimes, text before you call

deadlydinos:

adulting:

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This is a thoughtful thing to do for people who might be expecting bad or serious news. My family got in the habit when Grannybarb was really sick, and every time my phone rang I was terrified that it was a Serious Call.

So when we just wanted to chat, my mom and sisters and would text the other person ahead of time, so we knew that it wasn’t serious and we didn’t have to drop everything to take it/steel ourselves emotionally/get to a place where we could flip out if need be.

This is also just a generally good practice. Phone calls are incredibly anxiety inducing for me, even when I’m not expecting awful news - they’re just intrusive and they always catch me by surprise. I pretty much only accept calls when I know they’re coming; it’s too hard to be in the right headspace without some prep time.

1 week ago on September 11th, 2014 | J | 7,049 notes

do you remember the first time you were called annoying?
how your breath stopped short in your chest
the way the light drained from your eyes, though you knew your cheeks were ablaze
the way your throat tightened as you tried to form an argument that got lost on your tongue.
your eyes never left the floor that day.
you were 13.

you’re 20 now, and i still see the light fade from your eyes when you talk about your interests for “too long,”
apologies littering every other sentence,
words trailing off a cliff you haven’t jumped from in 7 years.
i could listen to you forever, though i know speaking for more than 3 uninterrupted minutes makes you anxious.
all i want you to know is that you deserve to be heard
for 3 minutes
for 10 minutes
for 2 hours
forever.

there will be people who cannot handle your grace, your beauty, your wisdom, your heart;
mostly because they can’t handle their own.

but you will never be
and have never been
“too much.”

- "this started as something completely different, but everything comes back to you, doesn’t it?" - tyler ford (via tylerthelatteboy)
1 week ago on September 11th, 2014 | J | 341,825 notes

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

1 week ago on September 8th, 2014 | J | 43,386 notes
Tagged as: #me #trash mod 

englishproblems:

englitstudent:

Sorry for how late this. I procrastinated really badly *shameful face*

This post is for just-tonie and theaccidentwill who both requested it. They should be more how to annotate posts on their way. 

If you have any requests for posts or questions leave them in my ask! 

This is pretty much what I do with my post-its, except I’ll vary my themes more and keep a color key on the inside cover. Good tips for the beginning of the fall semester!!

1 week ago on September 7th, 2014 | J | 7,029 notes

youpromisedmebroadway:

stand up for girls and women who don’t like to read. stand up for girls and women who can’t read. stand up for girls and women with low IQs. stand up for girls and women who can’t write. stand up for girls and women whose access to education has been prevented. for those with learning disorders. for those who mix up “your” and “you’re” because it’s not that big a fucking deal tumblr. stand up for women who are called ableist slurs for these things and stop implying that the only way to be a feminist icon is by being an intellectual.

2 weeks ago on September 5th, 2014 | J | 17,307 notes
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